CONEY ISLAND!

This place fucking rules.
I feel sorry for anyone who never got to see it as today was the last day Coney Island will ever really be Coney Island.
So some motherfuckers bought out most of the carnival part of C.I. and are redeveloping that shit into something new, something not so Coney Island.
I saw a freakshow while i was there, some dude with a fake moustache nailed a massive nail into his nostril, a pretty cute girl swallowed some swords and then tricked each person in the crowd into giving her a dollar to see how she does a trick.
A dude who was born with lobster hands pretended to hammer his hands (with gloves with fake fingers on) and then did a comedy act, then some chick danced with a snake and lit a flame with her tongue then a good looking girl with crazy face tribal ate and breathed fire.
shit was pretty decent for $7.50.






also in other news i went to a dance party club thing the other night and walked through heavy ass rain to get there, i got really fucking drunk and danced like a fruitcake.
i wish i had photos.
gabe delaine told me to come, fucking queer.

google and blogger, teaming up to piss me off.

why make it so fucking hard for me to log in?

for fuck's sake.

I'm too annoyed to even bother with this now.

I live in brooklyn in an apartment with 3 dudes from florida.

they pretty much took us in off the street when we met them after we got off the bus from DC.

we told them we'd be staying in Bedford-Stuyvesant (Bed-Stuy for short). At first they laughed then showed actual concern for our safety.

The first night we get here i get really really reeaaaalllly fucking drunk and while i'm standing in their bathroom at the sink i somehow manage to fall into their bathtub taking a bunch of shit down with me, one thing being a bottle of GIO cologne. I freak the fuck out thinking i've broken someone's cologne who i haven't even met yet on my first night in this place.

great first impression.

2 days later i meet the 3rd housemate who's cologne it was supposed to be and the first thing i say is "Hey i'm AJ, i think i broke something of yours?"

Turns out it wasn't his and it was no big deal.

Anyway 2 of the dudes are vegan and one of them is vegetarian, so most of the shit we've been eating has been animal friendly except when we get fed up and get 1/3 pounder burgers with bacon from McDonald's (that's right i said 1/3 pounder, not 1/4 pounder, 1/3 pounder.) This really is 'land of the free, home of the obese' it's no wonder why i fit in so well here.

For most of the time we've been here our days have started at 3pm and finish at about 4am and for some reason it doesn't make a difference, i feel like drinking right now.

i'll add more to this shit later.

bye.